Here's the deal on Jack. He needs sports equiptment. He has a mom who is relatively un-athletic. He has 4 sisters who say things like, "Basketball camp? Is that where you run and sweat and stuff? No thank you Mama."
He sees a helmet and he starts to crouch down in huddle formation. So, please send bats, balls, pads and whatever else goes into playing the sports that you run and sweat and stuff!!